Andrew Shumway

trash wizard, yoo-hoo drinker, perpetual cat furniture

Relatively uneducated and rarely seen in the wild. Andrew is 37 and buried under approximately that many inches of paper scraps at all times. The cats disapprove.

When asked about his artistic process, Andrew said “Mmm, textures,” and refused further comment.

He has been a Philadelphia resident for more than a decade and fully intends to die there.